Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think so. I shower every day. I wear deodorant. Occasionally, I slap on nice cologne. Somehow, I have the ability to repel most of the “Associates” at Big Box DIY stores. I don’t seem to be able to get closer than 0.5 AL (AL=aisle length). I was thinking of going to the Perimeter Institute in search of answers to my quandary. I seem to have an unquantifiable effect on the space-time continuum. Now where did I put Stephen Hawking’s email address...
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