Do you remember that last scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark? The one showing images of the giant warehouse? That scene reminds me of big box DIY stores. They have everything; except what I need. I have the uncanny ability to select a type of screw that does not exist in the known universe. I emphatically tell the “Associate” that I removed the screw from my toaster just 30 minutes ago, and I purchased said toaster in Canada at this very store in the year 2010! Please, please, you’ve got to believe me! NOOOOOOO...my cinnamon raisin bagel is getting stale! Wake up, wake up! Oh my, what a horrible dream.
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